The Team

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  • Jeff Provinse


    College:
    Florida State University

    Professional background:
    Sales, Marketing & Business Development

    High School/College nickname:
    The Joker (not because I'm funny, but I can do a great Jack Nicholson-Joker face)

    Favorite mustachioed TV/film character:
    Ron Swanson, Parks & Rec

    My celebrity crush:
    Salma Hayek (but only with the 'stache)

    The animal I most resemble:
    Flamingo (if we're just talking about legs here)

    Favorite YouTube video: 
    Dog Imitates Steve Carrell

    Interesting tidbit about myself:
    It would take me a year to grow a real mustache

    I'd rather be:
    Eating a grilled peanut butter, banana and honey sandwich

  • Jamie Provinse

     
    College:
    University of Florida

    Professional background:
    Area Sales Manager, Fortune 500 Company

    High School/College nickname:
    Jamie Lou

    Favorite mustachioed TV/film character:
    The Lorax

    My celebrity crush:
    That's easy

    The animal I most resemble:
    Not sure, but my sweet hubby says a fiery dragon

    Favorite YouTube video: 
    Sloth Crossing the Street

    Interesting tidbit about myself:
    I've lived in South Carolina, California, Florida, Mississippi and Alabama.

    I'd rather be:
    Zorbiting my 1-yr-old, Jonah

  • Wes Funes


    College:
    Auburn University - War Eagle!

    Professional background:
    Printing, Graphic Design

    Favorite mustachioed TV/film character:
    The Dude

    My celebrity crush:
    Emma Stone

    The animal I most resemble:
    Labrador Retriever

    Favorite YouTube video: 
    Filling In

    Interesting tidbit about myself:
    I lived in the middle of the Utah desert for a year. Boy was I thirsty.

    I'd rather be:
    Hiking

  • Rob Phelps


    College:
    University of Texas at Arlington

    Professional background:
    Sales/Management

    High School/College nickname:
    Jah Bob (stems from my love of reggae music and study of Rastafarian culture)

    Favorite mustachioed TV/film actor:
    Charles Bronson

    My celebrity crush:
    Gwen Stefani

    The animal I most resemble:
    Definitely a bear

    Favorite YouTube video: 
    I Can't Stop

    Interesting tidbit about myself:
    I'm a great cook

    I'd rather be:
    Sailing

  • Steve Mallett


    College:
    THE University of Mobile

    Professional background:
    Banking/Planning

    High School/College nickname:
    Stevo

    Favorite mustachioed TV/film actor:
    Burt Reynolds

    My celebrity crush:
    Carrie Underwood

    The animal I most resemble:
    Woolly Mammoth

    I'd rather be:
    Hangin' out with my kids

  • David Starkey


    College:
    University of South Florida

    Professional background:
    PE Teacher; Property Manager

    High School/College nickname:
    Stark-Dogg

    Favorite mustachioed TV/film actor:
    Anything Sam Elliott (serious facial hair envy)

    My celebrity crush:
    Kelly Kapowski or Kelly Bundy (something about Kelly's when I was growing up)

    Secret Obsession:
    Star Wars books...shhh, don't let that get out

    Favorite YouTube video: 
    Banana Shock Joke

    Interesting tidbit about myself:
    I traveled the entire Pacific Coast Highway one summer and even got kicked out of Canada (haters)

    I'd rather be:
    Fishing - I know it's cliche, but I love catching snook!